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Uncle Aldous Orwell, aka Teh Great Satan
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A lot of people around LiveJournal know might remember me. I'm the conservative with a liberal's sense of humor. Hey, I even used to be a big lefty when I was younger.

Why the username evilwhitemale, you ask? Well, let's just say I like to take the stereotypes of the extreme left, chew them up, and spit them right back at my opponents for satirical purposes. Basically, if extreme liberalism, extreme secularism, quasi-socialism, and moral relativism were part of a religion a religion...I would be its Anti-Christ. One of my biggest fantasies is to be remembered as the man who destroyed socialism and radical Islam.

Other Data:

1) I'm an independent conservative. This means that just because I'm a right winger, I don't feel I have to join the Republicans or any other political party. Conversely, if I see a leftist doing something I agree with for a change, I'm all too happy to give him a pat on the back. I simply don't believe in all this "party uber alles" crap that infects the leaders of the Republican and Democrat political machines.

2) I'm a Christian. And I'm not ashamed of it. If you're some kind of christophobic atheism fanatic (yes, atheists can be fanatics too, a la Joseph Stalin) reading this journal will probably make your hemorrhoids start to twitter. So, be forwarned.

3) I'm engaged to be married this October. She's a lovely little woman from China. She also hates reading this journal because of her intense dislike for political talk(it bores her to tears).

4) I'm 38 years old but I often still manage to get carded when buying alcohol from people I don't usually do business with.

5) The mask is mainly a theatrical kind of gimmick. I don't walk around the house all day wearing this thing.

6) I'm an ex-Wiccan. I don't miss it one bit.

7) I'm an ex-pot smoker. I don't miss marijuana one bit, either.

8) I'm currently working for a company with its head up its ass.

9) I'm trying to learn to speak, read, and write Mandarin Chinese. It's going rather slowly at the moment.

10) I'm no big fan of ethnic radical movements like La Raza, the Black Panthers, or the Nation of Islam. However, neither do I subscribe to the views of the Neo-Nazis, the KKK, or similar white supremacist groups.

11) I like Jews, at least the conservative traditional ones. I'm a supporter of Israel. I never did shed a tear for Rachel Corrie, Yasser Arafat, or the founder of Hamas.

12) My ancestry is mostly Irish with Cherokee and a touch of African. But I identify as an American first and foremost. Take your PC "hyphenated American" crap, turn it sideways, and shove it up your ass.

13) So far, Muslims have stayed away from my journal for some reason. Hmm...

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That's pretty much it. If you want to know more, just read my journal or ask me.

My Friending Policy: Don't have much of one. I pretty much add most people back. I've even got some of the cooler, more reasonable liberals on my Friends List. However, this doesn't mean that every lib-bot troll on LJ will get added back. I've even banned some people who were pretty fucking lame.

My Unfriending Policy: If you decide to drop me from your Friends List, don't sweat it. I don't go crying and whining like a pussy when people un-friend me (and a few of them have, believe me).

My Drama Policy: I allow people to flame each other in my journal. However, don't get totally stupid and psychotic about such things. Taking it too far will get your ass banned. Just ask eu2hell. He used to be on my Friends List until he tried to turn this journal into the I Hate ruthlilycat Show. Now he's banned for life.

Anyway, God Bless America and may all of Her enemies...both internal and external...be damned.

Uncle Aldous Orwell, aka Teh Great Satan

Muahahaha... ;-)

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